SMS 1 Next Gen Child will sing in school Twinkle Twinkle little star I just went to royal bar |
SMS 2 Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all! |
SMS 3 I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. |
SMS 4 Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? |
SMS 5 Brother: Why do you smell funny? You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before... |
SMS 6 Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend |
| SMS 7 Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you... |
| SMS 8 new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down Press Up Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged |
SMS 9 Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? |
| SMS 10 From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache! |
| SMS 11 R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now. |
| SMS 12 U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... |
| SMS 13 Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER |
| SMS 14 Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m |
SMS 15 he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! |
SMS 16 SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU. |
SMS 17 Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. |
SMS 18 Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! U 2 |
SMS 19 Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r> |
SMS 20 I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! |
| SMS 21 Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!! |
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